Saturday, June 30, 2007

Juline was Tagged

Jobs that I've held...
1. Mountain View Eye Center - Receptionist
2. David’s Bridal- Bridal Consultant (Talk about some Bridezillas)
3. Aspen Mills Bread- best job ever… and the bread was good too! (I was the best sandwich maker…ask Jeff…he still begs me to make him sandwiches.)
4. Horizon Restorations- My daddy’s Company-pretty much went to work to hangout w/ my Dad.

Movies I Can Watch Over and Over....
1. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
2. Little Women
3. How to lose a Guy in 10 Days
4. Snatch- kinda a guys movie but I love it!

Places I've Lived....
1. Texas
2. California - Northern and Central
3. Utah
4. New Jersey

T.V. Shows I Enjoy...
1. So you think you can Dance?
2. Grey’s Anatomy
3. My soaps- Y and R and As the World Turns
4. Man vs. Wild

Places I Have Been On Vacation...
1. California (Disneyland-Universal-Sea world)
2. Montana (Yellow Stone National Park)
3. Church Road-trip (from Cali. To N.Y)
4. Cruise- Mexico

Favorite Foods...
1. Cinnamon Rolls
2. Pie
3. Meatloaf and Veggies
4. My dad’s tri-tip and mashed taters

Websites I Visit Frequently...
1. Soap.com
2. Myspace.com
3. BabyCenter.com
4. Oldnavy.com

Places I'd Rather Be Right Now...
1. Spa- I like being pampered!
2. On Vacation
3. Shopping-with someone else’s money
4. In the shower- I love being so fresh and so clean clean!

blogger buddies to tag...
1. All the
2. bloggers I know
3. tagged me or have already
4. been tagged…The End!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I have been tagged

I filled this out awhile ago, but I wanted to give my other posts some breathing space.

I've been tagged


jobs that I've held...
1. Sams club, cart boy, Tires and electronics
2. Davis county mental health (baby sitter)
3. Taco time
4. Babbages (EB games)

Movies I Can Watch Over and Over....
1. Fight Club
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
3. Lord of the Rings any 3
4. Breakfast club.

Places I've Lived....
1. Layton
2. West Virginia (Several Cities and Towns)
3. Virginia
4. New Jersey

T.V. Shows I Enjoy...
1. The Sopranos
2. Lost
3. The Office
4. Dirty Jobs

Places I Have Been On Vacation...
1. Oregon
2. Canada
3. California (Disney land sucks)
4. Las Vegas

Favorite Foods...
1. Burgers
2. hot dogs
3. Sandwiches
4. ABC chicken

Websites I Visit Frequently...
1. IMDB (its my other, other bible)
2. Joystic
3. Monkeyhateyou2.com
4. blogger

Places I'd Rather Be Right Now...
1. Utah
2. Fishing with my dad
3. New Zealand
4. Scrooge Mcducks money bin


blogger buddies to tag...
1. Gats
2. Jenn
3. Liz.
4. I am all done

Monday, June 25, 2007

Congrats Quinn and Meg And Marty and Brigette

Congrats to Quinn and Meg on these little boys. So cute....
Congrats to marty and Brigette on their new babies. They were able to adopt these two little ones. A boy and a Girl. They were a bit early so they are in the NICU still and they both have feeding tubes.





Saturday, June 23, 2007

55-40


55.I can't stand cooked fruit, I am not a huge fruit guy in the first place, but cooked fruit just freaks me out. I can't even look at apple pie. Once when I was on my mission we had a diner apt at a member’s home after dinner the wife of house offered my comp and I some pie. I asked what kind it was and she said Apple. Instead of politely saying no, i just shook my head no. I was such a rude elder, but there was no way I was going to eat it. Oh I do like the crisp part of apple crisp.


54. I think that the band Nickelback is the worst pile of soft rock crap in the history of music. It is also the worst thing to come out of Canada. If you like Nickelback you need help. GO BACK TO CANADA NICKEBACK YOU SUCK!

53. The worst movie that I have ever had the displeasure of seeing was the pile of garbage known as Unbreakable. I remember the trailers for this film thinking that it was going to be wonderful. I mean from the guy that made the 6th sense. How could it be bad? Well this 106 minuets of Crap was and still is the worst movie ever. I mean come on Nothing happen and Nothing happens so slowly it makes you want to die. And the ending Wow what a shocker. It was the black dude that did everything. WOW. Amazing. M Night is a one trick pony and hopefully will never make another film again.



52. I had a Horse of my Own her name was Sissy and I loved her. She died after having her for 2 weeks. Best horse my dad ever owned. Got a hunt out of her and didn’t have to feed her during the winter.

51. BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER: 20 GAUGE SHOTGUN, it was great as I wasn’t expecting it at all.

50.WORST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER : A hamper, yes they got me a hamper.

49. My mom can type faster then your mom.

48. When I got back from my mission I spent a lot of time looking for Mrs. Right. I dated a lot of different girls. The one thing that I learned about my self is that I wanted what I couldn’t have. Once I went on a date with a girl that I had talked to a few times but never met. Well it was an okay date. I met her parents and I knew people that they knew, We went to dinner and it was all okay. I wasn’t knocked off my feet or anything. Well at the end of the date as we were driving around she told me that she was still dating a guy, and that I was her date to get back at the guy. Now most sane people would be mad and kick her butt out of the car, But not me, at that point I wanted her more. She became cuter and more appealing. Crazy right ?
This girl that used me to get back at her boyfriend just became an obsession. It never went anywhere as I kind of said some stupid stuff to her but How weird was I ? The was a common trend in my dating life, I liked to chase, until I just got sick of dating and games and gave it up for 2 months then my wife showed up and it was all over



47 .I wanted to be Robin Hood when I was younger; my dad got me a bow and arrow set when I was very young. Not a bow and dart set, The real deal. We used to shoot our bows in the front yard. I got pretty good. I took a Archery class during the summer at E.G. King well at the end of a class we had a shooting contest and I won a Peter Piper pizza. Hot stuff. Just last summer we went to a min golf park area, they had a bow and arrow shooting rang and it all came back to me and I won another prize.

46. Favorite days of my life.



1 Getting married.



2 when Adi was born.



3 Getting home from my mission.


45. My dad is awesome. He’s a cowboy as I have said before. But he’s also a honest man. My dad always taught me right from wrong and to be funny and have fun. He taught me to hunt and fish. My dad taught me to never be scared of anyone. At one of my summer jobs I worked with an A hole and he thought it would be funny to call work ask for me and tell me that he was going to kill me. This freaked me out. I told my dad and he said "what gun do you want to carry around the 44 mag or the 357"?

44 . 44 was my favorite number when I was a kid. I liked the sound of it.

43. My dad is the toughest guy I know. He punched a horse once. We were hunting and I was on a horse that wasn’t cooperating so my dad leaned back on his horse and punched mine right in the face. Awesome. Don't mess with my dad.


42. My grandpa on my mothers side was named Glenn. He was very kind and loving. He owned a bike shop and sold schwin bikes. When I was little he would push in his thumb and the skin would defalte, then slowly fill back up again. I thought this was the coolist thing I had ever seen a old person do. His wife Edna was funny old gal. she died when I was young and I don't have many memories of her, But I do remember her swearing. And I will never forget the sound of her voice. She could have done voiceover work for cartoons.

41. I love to tickel my little girls tummy. I am doing that right now as she is sleeping next to me. If you tickel her softly enough she will be asleep in no time.

40. I can't sleep past 7:30. My eyes are always open at 7:30. I can roll over and get a few more winks in but not much. My wife and kid could sleep all day. On the weekend the time from 7:30 to 10:00 is Jeff time. I watch TV, play video games, write on the blog. But I get bored and want to play so I go wake the two up.

Friday, June 15, 2007

69- 56



69.I am a reader, I remember being a kid and in the summer time staying up all night reading books. I really enjoy a fast paced book. Enders game by Orsen Scott Card is my all time Favorite. I have read it many times. I also really like Stephen King. He's a great writer.

68.I love singing to my daughter. Wheels on the bus, is a favorite of hers. Also she likes the Itsy bitsy spider, and popcorn popping. Now that shes getting bigger shes able to sing a lot of the words herself, AWESOME.

67.My dream car is a the Chevy Camaro from Better Off Dead.

66.I have no bum, its not there. If you look at me from behind you will notice that I have no backside. Zero, nadda, nothing.

65. I played war when I was a kid. A lot of war. Yep toy guns were my life. I had the good old kind of toy guns that looked real. Today if you get a toy gun it’s got some neon paint job or something to make it look fake, well as a Kid I would paint over the neon parts and make it look real. I would like to play war again sometime.

64. I liked MASH when I was in Jr high and High school. Now why would a kid like MASH? I have no idea, but the show was on every night after the news. I think that MASH is the best show to fall asleep to. If your ever trouble sleeping turn on MASH. (its always on somewhere)

63. My dad told us kids that he shot Santa, and that Disneyland burned down. He also put a note on our front door telling Santa that we were bad kids and that he should not come to our house. My dad has a way with kids.

62. Censorship: My first form of censorship was in the form of a blanket. This blanket was used to mask the filth of nakedness from my young eyes by being put over the TV during these nasty spots of a normally good film.

61.I went to EG King elementary school k-6. I have a lot of memories of fun and humiliation from good old EG King. I loved the sledding hills in the winter. I remember the time a baby calf died in the field and smelled something nasty. We also dug up a huge rock and dropped it on the calf, The sound it made is something that I will never forget. I remember the fights, Bobby A. One punch to the face and he was done. (one of my proudest moments) The kisses. Cheylynn (sp?) The blood, 36 stitches in my eye brow, (I love the scar). The teachers, Brownie, Bundy, Barber, Baronholtz, Nelison, Prittcett, Scofield. It was a good school.

60. I love to eat, I think that burgers are my most favorite food in the world. I would take a great burger over a great steak any day. In and Out makes the best burgers in the fast food world. Sadly they are a WEST coast only joint. I have made Fatburger a replacement, really good burgers and great fries, but you have to make your own fry sauce. Hot dogs are good too. I used to eat corn dogs all the time on my mission, Like 2 everyday. I can't eat them anymore.

59. I have to have Chips, Yes more on food but I cannot eat a sandwich with out chips or fries or something along with the sandwich. I don't know why this is but it’s a must. Example. I got a free sandwich the other day. An amazing Pastrami and mustard on rye but I didn’t have chips. I made a run to a gas station and got some chips. I was good to go.

58.I have never been much of a trouble maker. I did get suspended from school for fighting, the time I got beat up. But that was about it. Well at least that's what I got caught doing. I never stole anything as a kid; I was with others that did. I never drank or smoked, I was with others that did. .I always did a good job of either not getting caught or not doing anything bad. I will admit that I was with a friend and we broke a window of his house as we were throwing knives at each other in his back yard. The window broke and we took a ball and replaced the knife with it. As we would get into less trouble with a ball then a knife. It worked. Boys will be boys.

57. I knew that Santa wasn't real at a young age. I was a good kid and my best friend was no better then me. Well one year for Christmas I got some great presents. ( Again I am great full to my parent and the things they did for me) But that friend of mine got the G.I. Joe Aircraft carrier The biggest damn toy ever made. The thing was awesome and bigger then my bed. But I put a few things together and knew that there was no Santa. It was probably time.

56. Star wars was a big part of my childhood. When my friend and I would get together we would play star wars. I was Luke, Josh was Solo. and his little sister that just Had to play was the princess. what a pain she was. I still like Star Wars. It was a big part of my childhood but I am not a freak about it. I do have all my old toys.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

79-70

79. I have worked every type of job. Paper route, Pizza joint Taco Time, babysitter, Sam's club (head cart boy) . I worked for a company that did outsourceing for a few different internet tech support. Then I sold my soul for AOL for five years. Now I sale Solar power.

78. I could write a book about the dating stories that I have. The worst date I went on was a blind date. She looked like a ompa loopa and didn't shut up the whole night. All she talked about was her ex. Its a good thing that I didn't take offense to the date as I really should have been offended that a friend would think I would be compatible with that troll.

77. My first car was a 1980 Mustang it was poo brown. It had the same engine as the ford pinto. You would think that a mustang would always be cool. Nope. This car was driven by all the kids in my family. It was a fun car. And it was a car. ( I don't want my parent to think I wasn't grateful.)

76. I enjoy seeing movies by myself. Many people thing this is weird but I don't. Its not like you talk during a film. (see # 75). I went and saw Water world by myself it was a midnight summer showing I didn't get home till 3. The movie was crap.

75. I will tell you to shut up if your talking during a movie. I have told many many people over the years to shut up and I don't think I ever stop. I almost got in a fight once as I was watching the thriller What Lies beneath. Some chick was talking during the best part. I gave her a sussh and she got all upset. " you don't tell me to shush" she said so I yelled SHUT UP and scared half the theater. Well her date was a tuff guy until I stood up and he saw that I was a least a foot tall then him, and he did nothing. I don't tell this story so that you think I am a tuff guy I am not see # 91

74. I have been in 3 car accidents. 2 on my mission, the car was being driven by my companions both times. They both thought they were race car drivers. The third was my fault I ran into a short bus with my truck. I don't think I have ever been so mad. My mom was there and said that she could hear the swearing a block away.

73. I had a lot of friends growing up, Josh, Craig, Tyson, Brad, Chris, Rob. They were all friends or evil enemies at one time or another. I think that I go into the most trouble with Craig. I saw Chris at my 10 year high school reunion he is doing well. I just got a hold of Josh awhile ago. Its fun to see old friends.

72. My dad and grandfather are true cowboys. My grandpa was named Cecil. He scared me. But he was a softy.

71. I am a little Hairy. Well there is nothing little about it. I am covered by a sheet of hair. My wife believes that these hairs have a mind of there own. " They are everywhere" is a often heard comment . I shave everyday and my five o'clock shadow is more like a 3:30 shadow. I am also going gray. I do keep a bit of hair on my chin but just to hide my double chin.

70. I save all the movie stubs from the films that I see in the theater. I have done this since 1994. The first movie that I saved was Mavrick starring Mr. Mel Gibson.

89-80


89 Jenn posted about this but I know every line to every song in Grease 2 well at least the TV edit. My sisters loved this film and I was stuck watching it. I think my favorite song is Lets bowl lets bowl lets rock and roll.

88 I love to listen to my daughter sleep. She's a mouth breather like her dear old dad, and its just one of those things that I love.

89. My wife is the funniest person I know. I married a goof ball and I love her.

88. I watch too much TV. I am glad that its summer and nothing good is on.

87 I am a terrible speller but I got A's in collage English. Thanks mom.

86. I love video games. I have a Nintendo Wii and a PSP and a X box. I could play all day if I could get away with it.

85. I think that Brad Pitt is a sexy man. And I have no problem saying that.

84. I could sit and talk about movies all day. I know every movie that anyone has ever been in. Well at least from the 80's on. I can most likely tell you the year the film was made and who directed it and some fun fact about the film. I am a pit of useless information. If you ever need a question answered or a point proven give me a call. It happens all the time.

83. My In-laws are crazy, mostly in a good way. They can have more fun then any group of people I have ever met. But watch out if someone is mad about something. Like my dad would say. If I didn't have my wifes family I would have nothing to talk about.

82 . I think Sara Jessica Parker is an ugly potato face hag.

81 I cry. I think that I have some medical condition that when I see another person cry my eyes just loose all control.

80. In the summer I used to watch the golden girls as I played with my Lego toys. I think one summer I did this everyday. I was a weird kid, whats really weird is to watch that show today and see all the dirty old lady jokes and get them. Still not funny but as a kid I didn't understand half of what they were talking about.

Friday, June 08, 2007

100 things

I am stealing this idea from Jenn Who stole the Idea from Liz.. Liz is a super cool trend setter. She knew about the Shins WAY before anyone else.

100. I hate tomatoes, More than anything else is the world, I just hate them. I think this comes from having to eat BLT's made in the summer in a hot house. GROSS. I get sick just looking at someone eating a tomato.

99. I like driving, Its a way to get away from the world, Just sit and drive and listen to some tunes or talk radio. I think a lot when I drive, its me time ... Jeff time.

98. When I am in the shower each morning I think about the stupid things I did in high school. I don't know why I do this but every freaking morning I think about something that I said or did that was stupid. Just the other day I was thinking about a time when I was listing to a CD player in a class and the music was so loud that everyone in the class knew that I had it and the teacher was giving a speech. How rude was I to sit there and listen to The Crow soundtrack.

97. I love guns. I miss shooting my guns. Being in New Jersey has been a real drag with the super nut gun laws. My dad told me the other night that he was down at our "ranch" shooting some of gods creatures and I was super sad that I couldn't join in the destruction.

96 I don't like country music. why? Because It sucks.

95 when I was a kid I thought that Jason from the Friday the 13 movies was going to come into
my bed room and kill me. I always had knives and sticks in my bed room to fight him off. Just in case he found his way to my house. Oh and Freddy lived in the bushes in my yard.

94. I want to eat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pie made by Hostess. These were the best treats ever. I e- mailed Hostess about these cream filled bits of heaven and they will, sadly never be made again.

93. I was in speech therapy when I was a kid. I guess I talked funny. I never liked going. But my dad always made it worthwhile with a trip to the DI and a king size Baby-Ruth.

92. I still have all my GI Joe's. Well my parents have them in a safe place for me ( under the house) I bought them and played with them up until high school. I would play with them right now if I had them.

91 I got into a fight in the 8 grade and got beat up in front of the whole school. Not a good day. I picked the fight and got a beat down. It was all over a miss under standing. I though the kid shot my dog, But it was the jerk next door that did it.

90 I had a big time crush with Lady Aberline from Mr Rodgers neighborhood. I don't know why I guess she was hot. ( I made a serious error by listing Lady Elaine Fairchild she was a crazy puppet and I never liked her much)

I could keep going but my wife is giving me weird looks.

playing around before church